Will You Forgive My US$16 Billion Debt Please?

Dear Brother-in-Kuwait,

I am writing to ask that you forgive my previous debt of US$16 billion. You must know that I am only asking that cos it is in your best interest to do so. US being the superpower (super consumer) that we are, you know it is only a matter of time before we regain our economic strength and might again. And when that time comes for our country to make a full recovery(you can bet your last dollar that it will be real soon), we will not forget this little favor which you extend now.

I am sure you get my drift about what I am saying... it is all in your nation's best interest.

The other thing that I was coming to is, since my gulf brother you, are sitting atop loads of oil; money to you is as plentiful and abundant as the sands in the desert (and of no immediate use to you); thus I am sure it is not too much to ask for a loan of another US$40billion (rest assured that I won't ask you to forgive that... if I can help it of course).

Well anyway, do arrange to send me the money soon bro, cos my darling corporates from our dear banks and automobile companies are at this very moment, flying to my office in Washington (in their private jets - which are of course propelled by Kuwait's oil) to ask for alms to save their ailing backsides.

I know the boys in the car business deserve to have their asses whipped for running their companies to the dogs, but they have at least been rolling up the Hummers (nothing like a Hummer for rugged desert style), not forgetting that our beautiful monsters helps to maintain and up the oil consumption levels in your side of the world, ensuring that your petroleum companies continue to turn in obscene amounts of profits. So I know you have the bucks, please send it quick - By Wire, Paypal or VISA Money Transfer. If you are writing me a cheque, please let me know, I'll send my private jet to pick it up from you first thing tomorrow morning.

Thank you.