Funnies in the MRT

Okie, before I start on this entry...I need to declare that what you read in the paragraphs below maybe a little less than kind...still I mean no harm and I am just recording some of my observations in the MRT tongue in cheek style...so here goes...

The tale of the Big Pink Flowery Lady with Pink Shoes and her wannabe invisible husband
Coming in through the doors and stepping into the 'spacious' (ahem! Sardine Packed) train compartment, there is absolutely no way anyone could have missed her... She was fairly tall, very and I mean very 'well-nourished and voluptious (to say the least)' and most likely in her late 50s or so. She had her hair cropped really short to the sides of her head and had them bleached a shocking blond (but you could see the black roots coming out inside), well the hairdo wasn't the worst part, but it definitely helped in drawing the attention.

Before I carry on with the rest of the description, I must add that a man wearing a black shirt with orange patterns running all around was standing beside her... In fact he looked kind of insignificant standing beside her as he was built a little more regular...He had his hand constantly touching his forehead as if to shield his face in the direction of the woman and throughout the journey, he made all possible efforts to avoid looking at her...yet undoubtlessly, he was her husband... and throughout the trip, he never made one attempt to speak a word to her...

Now let me come down from her face...she had a fantastically pink shawl on, top, but when it slid apart, you could see that she was wearing a tunic kind of top, pink, flowery, colorful and yes...transluscent...!!

To match her top, she had on an equally flowery long skirt that was also pink, but clearly of a different design motiff...definitely a weird mix...my only thoughts were, 'I could empathise with the husband, I am not sure if she knew people were gawking away and if I could do her a favour, I would tell her to simply wear black instead...(not solely cos black has the amazing ability to make one appears slimmer but also for the simple fact that it draws considerable less attention than being covered head to toe in bright shocking pink and a flowery pink combi, not forgetting to mention...Pink SHOES to top the whole look off...)

Think her husband should consider appointing a personal groomer to color coordinate her wardrobe and yeah...throw in a hair stylist to unbleach the hair too...